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happiness is all about........
People say "happiness is NOT doing what u like but
LIKING what u do..."
For me happiness is................................................................................................................................
1.when u desperately want to bunk B-Tech lecture and the teacher promptly picks u to answer a question you dunno and he asks u to get out...u dance all the way out in the corridor..[What’s better: he gave you the attendance also. Ha ha ha]
2.when u r walking on a street smiling over an sms joke..your eyes meet to one of the pretty girl damn sexy also and..she smiles back in a lusty way…{ impossible in INDIA dude}
3. When u catch hold of your friend's cell...snoop away to glory, reading msgs that they have been hiding for ages and smirking,sniggering and handing it back to them[making a mental note of teasing them to death;)]
4. When your are eating “golgappas” and eventually the bill turnout of budget and you are haggling for that.
5. when u give a horrid “Theory of machine” paper and masturbating to get at least a “D” grade to pass and eventually it turns to be “E”. { chill maar yaar aisa hota nahi hai…ha ha ha}:O
For me happiness is................................................................................................................................
1.when u desperately want to bunk B-Tech lecture and the teacher promptly picks u to answer a question you dunno and he asks u to get out...u dance all the way out in the corridor..[What’s better: he gave you the attendance also. Ha ha ha]
2.when u r walking on a street smiling over an sms joke..your eyes meet to one of the pretty girl damn sexy also and..she smiles back in a lusty way…{ impossible in INDIA dude}
3. When u catch hold of your friend's cell...snoop away to glory, reading msgs that they have been hiding for ages and smirking,sniggering and handing it back to them[making a mental note of teasing them to death;)]
4. When your are eating “golgappas” and eventually the bill turnout of budget and you are haggling for that.
5. when u give a horrid “Theory of machine” paper and masturbating to get at least a “D” grade to pass and eventually it turns to be “E”. { chill maar yaar aisa hota nahi hai…ha ha ha}:O
6. when you find a thousand rupee note from your old jeans
while you are running short of money. { mujhe mile to sala ek aur fix deposite
karne ke liye rupiya mila…I will be on the utopia of happiness}
7. The last day of semester exam when you are writing your last paper and your thoughts are tossing you that “beta bus ye exam nikal le phir to apni girlfriend ke sath date pe jana”.
8. When you are travelling in cattle class without ticket and you are caught in the massive influx and u don’t know Bengali and ask your fellow passenger “ baba tumi kothai nambo” and suddenly from nowhere the TT appears and you start hiding yourself { courtesy: I was caught in MAA TARA EXPRESS and paid Rs. 286/- against the actual fair of 38. }
7. The last day of semester exam when you are writing your last paper and your thoughts are tossing you that “beta bus ye exam nikal le phir to apni girlfriend ke sath date pe jana”.
8. When you are travelling in cattle class without ticket and you are caught in the massive influx and u don’t know Bengali and ask your fellow passenger “ baba tumi kothai nambo” and suddenly from nowhere the TT appears and you start hiding yourself { courtesy: I was caught in MAA TARA EXPRESS and paid Rs. 286/- against the actual fair of 38. }
9. Going to college in a jammed pack bus standing beside the
sexiest girl brushing with her butts and you give a damn innocent look as if
the whole credit goes to influx. {Thanks to 8:50am MAFUZA bus}
10. Giving a breakup party to your friends and meanwhile your girlfriend patch you up and eventually the party turns out to be a patch up party from breakup party.
11. When your roommate ironed his shirt and you gently put it and went to college.
12. When the professor is taking the class and whole eyes is on the window of girl’s hostel in a hope to marvel the beauty of GOD’s creation and you are suddenly caught doing so and what’s more if at the same jiffy the window opens and you are asked to leave the class room. {Thanks’ to our psycho director C.T. Bhuniya for doing the 1 good thing i: e making girls hostel inside campus and shifting our classroom beside that}
10. Giving a breakup party to your friends and meanwhile your girlfriend patch you up and eventually the party turns out to be a patch up party from breakup party.
11. When your roommate ironed his shirt and you gently put it and went to college.
12. When the professor is taking the class and whole eyes is on the window of girl’s hostel in a hope to marvel the beauty of GOD’s creation and you are suddenly caught doing so and what’s more if at the same jiffy the window opens and you are asked to leave the class room. {Thanks’ to our psycho director C.T. Bhuniya for doing the 1 good thing i: e making girls hostel inside campus and shifting our classroom beside that}
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Disclaimer: This post contains some of the filthy lines whose resemblance with anyone will be purely co-incidental. Further comments will be entertained and point 9, 12 are dedicated to all BITM’ians especially MECHANICAL DEPARTMENTS.
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